February 14 - From JoneZ and Moe...
A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
"No!", said the boy, and he keeps walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid, "I'll give you $10.00 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you a $20.00 and a big bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!