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Big Jim
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| 04/18/2007 12:40 PM |
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"Congrats" to your FNG...."LOL"
Woke up this morn to a good bit o snow...
Guess i will check things over today.
Off to bzman tommorow, Teddys riding class.
hmmm...Snows like this all day and it will be a Brisk Ride over tommorow..."LOL"
Got this in da mail thought i would share.
Stay Warm.
Subject: A Harley Engineer
An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle corporation, died and went
to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."
St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
The engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours
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tmundahl
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| 04/18/2007 1:59 PM |
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LOVE the joke! Tell Teddy good luck on the class! It was one of the best investments I ever made. Even though you don't want the snow, we want you to keep it there - a bunch of B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. are heading to Chico this weekend, and we are hoping to do it on two weeks....Teri
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Big Jim
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| 04/22/2007 12:02 AM |
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Mz. Teddy says "THANKS".. ;D
We are still here in Bozeman It`s Sat Nite.
Friday, rode over in mostly wet snow. Luckily it did not stick much
Were going to come out and meet ya all and stay the nite.. Brought both Cage and Scooter.
Called Chico office this morning to reserve a room and they were full, our normal luck.."LOL".
We need to Get Teddy out of work early on a Friday soon, so that we can get over there and ride with all ya, To see if u can stand us..."LMAO".
Hope you stay dry, and shiny side up on your ride.
Big Jim
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